my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Let's get the cat blown out
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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