I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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