It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm passing your future prison.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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