used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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