If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
handjob tips. give me some.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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