There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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