I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You can't just leave with hair like that
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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