your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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