I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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