This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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