Christians are straight up FREAKS
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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