You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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