butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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