Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
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