go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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