Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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