i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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