gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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