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(574): View more from Indiana

New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy

(860): View more from Connecticut

enjoy the hospital

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.

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(937): View more from Ohio

she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor

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(204): View more from Manitoba

some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken

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(720): View more from Colorado

You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.

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(214): View more from Texas

Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

This guy needs to stop asking about my feet

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