All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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