Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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