Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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