yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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