just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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