Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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