We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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