OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i may or may not be watching the land before time
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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