Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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