dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
