And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
she peed on how many people?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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