It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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