The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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