why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize