dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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