How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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