Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just invented taco cereal.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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