I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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