I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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