No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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