too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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