I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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