How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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