Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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