a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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