and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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