We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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