He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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