you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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