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You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Shame - the story of my life.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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