covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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