So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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