I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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