What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Too much gin, very little bucket
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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